Been a while since I've posted, but I'm back after dealing with school and bunch of other stuff. A lot's happened since I've last posted and I wanna post those stories.

The following happened between 5/28 - 6/08.

(Yeah, I've been watching 24 and trying to catch up.)

That was Sexual Harassment?

Anyways where’s the lowdown. A few weeks ago, my parents’ friend offered me a job at his place. It was mainly secretary and clerical work, but for $10 an hour, I wouldn’t complain and the work was easy. Plus, there was this cute girl that worked there whom I kinda liked. She was cute and smart. She was the same age as me, but she’s a college student at Pomona College. Bluntly put, she was totally out of my league.

And there in lies the problem.

Yeah, here’s the thing. I was almost fired because of a misunderstanding that was misinterpreted as possible sexual harassment.

Well anyways, awhile back, when I was working, I noticed my desk was all wobbly. So I brought my tool kit to fix it. After I adjusted a few screws and fixed my furniture, the girl called me over to her cubicle to help her with a problem. The thing is that there was a crack in the wall next to her and ants were crawling in and it was starting to get disgusting. So I get my toolbox and go to her cubicle.

Holding the toolbox, I went there and I asked, “Do you want me to fill your hole with my caulk?” Caulk is the stuff they use to seal cracks in construction. It’s what exterminators use to block pests. But to her, it sounded like, “Do you want me to fill your hole with my cock?”

She ran out of the cubicle, blushing. I, of course, was obvious to this and filled her hole with my caulk.

It gets worse.

A few days earlier, I was in the office lobby getting a snack from the vending machine. Anyways, the Corn Nuts I picked got jammed in the machine. I tried reaching the nuts but I couldn’t since my arm was too fat to fit into it. So I called her over to help me. My exact words were, “Could you reach down there and grab my nuts?”

Yes, I’m aware that I could have said “Corn Nuts” instead of “Nuts” but that’s what I call them alright?

So after a really, really long awkward conversation with my boss, who………….. wait for it………… was also her father, I explained what really happened. Keep in mine, the guy was a FOB so it was really hard to explain to him. Anyways, it turned out that the girl wasn’t really offended and she understood what I really meant and she had only told her dad in passing. Dad, on the other hand, was not so understanding.

He gave me a warning of sorts.

Anyways, I quit my job. Although, I didn’t want to, I kinda had to. Somehow there was already a bunch of people talking about me behind me back, it wouldn’t have been comfortable working there. So I quit.

Thankfully, I had only worked there for a few days, seeing as working here was just a trial period to see whether or not I would like it. So I just collected my check and just left.

And now I’m looking for a new job.

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